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(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# the car is driven by a gibbon!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)
# So are the majority of all other cars
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# watch this space...
well not literally this space, but you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)
# do that to me and i'll dent your fucking bumpers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Euphemismlols!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)
# nearly got run off the road by a bus last week
it was not funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Sorry Smashy.
Gave up cycling cos I got sick of flying over bonnets, smashing into opened car doors
and going over the handlebars when people stepped off the kerb without looking.
Bought meself a proper bike with an engine so at least I'll do some damage to their cars next time,
instead of just leaving a brown smear on the windscreen.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)
# i've got to ditch the bike soon myself
can't see out of my left eye now, so it's getting a bit dangerous. i tend to stick to side streets and quiet paths, but there's always going to be some chavvy wanker driving too fast. i'll miss my bike, but i'll get to wear an eyepatch and look like a pirate :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# :(
No
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:50, archived)
# YEAH!!! FUCK EM UP
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
# It's far more fun to lean out of the window and give them a dead leg..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
# But what happens when you're all out of dead legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:03, archived)
# That one was asking for it
hogging the middle of the road....who does he think he is, a motorbiker?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:02, archived)
# This can easily be avoided by simply cycling on the pavement.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:10, archived)
# If a car tried to do that to me I'd cunt the cunt right in the fucking fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:27, archived)
# This made me laugh... and I'm just waking up.. thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:41, archived)