well, i've just cut my nails off
so i can make a pretty decent fist. also, if i channel the anger i'm feeling right now, i could turn his face into a jackson pollock
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Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:23,
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Is there no solution to your booze crisis Smashy I'd hate to think you would have a dry Friday.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:29,
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it would involve spending the christmas money
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:37,
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No relatives you could tap for a loan?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:41,
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no
the parents are off to spain on monday, so they've converted all their money into euros
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:43,
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