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[challenge entry] Fucking Lizards!

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(Roobarbillustration, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Has he come to fix her fridge?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Was it you I replied to?
www.b3ta.com/board/10600168
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Yeah but for some reason b3ta borked it was a reply to the www.isthatcherdead.co.uk reply
then it appeared in the wrong place so i deleted it and tried to paste it into the proper reply and it didn't work until I cut half the pasted text and pasted it in the main box below the title box - weird! I blame Rob or Fraser
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Haha.... I was wondering why you were making so little sense with what you wrote to me....
I thought you'd forgotten to take you medication again ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:05, archived)
# if by medication you mean booze and plenty of it I'm on the case right now!! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:08, archived)
# jammy madam
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:10, archived)
# It's Friday Smashy, why no booze for you?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:11, archived)
# no money
i could do with some, i'm positively livid!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Aww pity you don't live in Sheffield I'd have bought load for you
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:14, archived)
# i need to get drunk and hit somebody very hard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Can you hit the bloke who tried to jump on my bus by opening the emergency doors as I was pulling out into traffic
and I had to kick him off the bus only to have him confront me when I was leaving work - I would pay you in any number of booze if you could make a decent job of turning his face to mush.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:21, archived)
# well, i've just cut my nails off
so i can make a pretty decent fist. also, if i channel the anger i'm feeling right now, i could turn his face into a jackson pollock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Is there no solution to your booze crisis Smashy I'd hate to think you would have a dry Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:29, archived)
# it would involve spending the christmas money
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)
# No relatives you could tap for a loan?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:41, archived)
# no
the parents are off to spain on monday, so they've converted all their money into euros
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Did you get the police onto the nutter?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:32, archived)
# no he was just a drunk tosser
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Run him over mext time....;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Haha.....YAY...... GO MAIDEN GO MAIDEN...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:13, archived)
# He's a complicated man but no one understands him but his woman
(Roobarbillustration, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Who's the reptile private dick who's the sex machine to all the lizard chicks?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Prince Phillip
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:46, archived)
# ya, damn right
(Roobarbillustration, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:53, archived)
# All the sexy teim....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:46, archived)
# BOM CHIKKA WAH WAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)
# the wah-wah pedal was made for porn
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Candles candles candles.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:06, archived)
# draining the lizard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:04, archived)