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# You see Freebase everywhere.
That's why you're here.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 19:00, archived)
# you are here.
that's why you see freebase everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 19:05, archived)
# No, I'm here to learn more about Star Wars and Jesus.
Clearly, a "Chosen One" of the Force is similar to the Christian view of Jesus, in that it is an "Anointed" or "Chosen" or "Elect" One that redeems the Light and brings greater balance to "the Force". Christ's death on the cross as a means of deliverance is also echoed by the destruction of the old republic and the Jedi order as part of the fulfilment of Anakin's destiny to bring balance to the force. Furthermore, Christ is considered by Christians to have had no father and to have been conceived by the Holy Ghost, just as Anakin, the supposed "Chosen One", is assumed to have been conceived by midi-chlorians, as he too had no father.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 19:05, archived)
# that's no religion
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 19:07, archived)
# We are here...
...and Star Wars is there.
...How can we get there?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 19:10, archived)
# jesus is the way
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 19:11, archived)
# He's not Darth Vader's son.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 19:18, archived)
# that's what they want you to think
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 19:24, archived)
# The Council? O_O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 19:25, archived)
# they're just holding off for the big reveal in episode 78
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Well that was my second guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Will you come back in 20 years and change this...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Star Wars: Blue Ray Edition
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Jesus doesn't use "The Force",
neither does he "bring balance" to anything.

The Force is more like what the Falun Gong believe in.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Anakin wasn't the chosen one, Luke was
Leia was his sister but as a mere woman she could not be chosen
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 21:28, archived)