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# i'll send extra supplies of donk
but i'm saving my dancing for tomorrow, as i only found out yesterday i'm going to be a godmother again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Congrats :)
Make them an offer they can't refuse
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# apparently, my mate told me about the christening ages ago
on the night i drunkenly attempted to row a bathtub across her kitchen floor.
yeah, like i was going to remember!
fortunately, i've managed to borrow a lovely designer dress off my cousin.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Ah the bathtub incident - I remember your illustration
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)
# you could see by that
how utterly wasted i was that night. i doubt i could have remembered my own name
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)