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# Is it going to be on Channel 5
or would the mental stability of the contestants have to be a consideration?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:40, archived)
# bbc documentary.
Pull those strings and I will being the goods
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Can Ian Wright present it?
He's very good at presenting television. Some say he's the best.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# To be honest I'd have to give away a part of the final twist so he could voice it properly
I wouldn't be prepared to give this away to you, are you comfortable with this?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I'm only hiding it from you to preserve the integrity of the other performers
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# ok just to give enough away that you can get on board
The final episode will have a man having sex with a goat and it will be a bbc documentary on how people are happy to sit there and watch after winning a few thousand dollars.

We're on to a winner here, hook me up with some cash
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Ok, FINE
The twist that I reveal to Ian Wright is that it's really about how many audience members will feel invested after gnashing everywhere and how many of them watched a man have sex with a goat and clapped at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)
# It's a test of my charisma
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 13:06, archived)
# send me cash
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Just asked the bank.
They said they'd only give me a loan if Huey Morgan presents it. I said it's Wright or no one.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)
# But Huey Morgan would be great for this!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
# I respect your stance. We have other offers if needs be.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Also I already have a few episodes of Pad Thai for the Homeless Guy filmed
I walk around giving out thai noodles to homeless people.

Send me cash
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)