Unfortunately
the actual almonds were just almond-sized
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Pandemonium in my underpants,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:55,
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Scandalous! Take them to trading standards at once!
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:57,
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You mean he's just a very small waiter?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:12,
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Don't be absurd, he's clearly carrying a magnum of champagne in his right pocket.
The man must be a giant.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:13,
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I thought that was a pepper mill
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:16,
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