Hahahaha! I actually work with a mentalist who has something not far off that; he works in accounts and it cracks me up when he whips it out of his blazer when we meet up for a smoke
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:24,
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A blazer is no place to keep a child.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 0:24,
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There's a huge lighter like that knocking around the house somewhere.Bugger takes about 6 flicks to light.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 0:44,
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