You can't surface a road with marmite!It doesn't have the adequate cohesive properties for a suitable road surface!
edit: IT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL!
It's like a feminist sitcom!
(edit: IT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL!
It's like a feminist sitcom!
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:29,
archived)
Dear Ms PhilipsI have listened to many episodes of your Radio 4 'comedy' Clare In The Community where you play Clare Barker, the social worker with all the politically correct jargon but none of the practical solutions.
I had, up until now, enjoyed these episodes, but some facts I have recently learned about Social Workers have changed my opinion of your show. Do you realise that Social Workers do a bloody hard job, not helped by constantly being undermined by government cuts.
Why don't you go off and write some jokes about Hitler gassing the Jews instead.
Yours etc etc etc
Ms Griffy Savalas
(I had, up until now, enjoyed these episodes, but some facts I have recently learned about Social Workers have changed my opinion of your show. Do you realise that Social Workers do a bloody hard job, not helped by constantly being undermined by government cuts.
Why don't you go off and write some jokes about Hitler gassing the Jews instead.
Yours etc etc etc
Ms Griffy Savalas
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:35,
archived)
Dear Ms PhilipsI have on occasion listened to your Radio 4 comedy series.
This series is in no way funny.
Thank you for keeping up the fine traditions of Radio 4's comedies by having no moments of actual mirth inducement.
I look forward to the obligatory segment about someone from "oop north" who is hellbent on artexing some particular dwelling surface at great consternation to anyone who is middle class.
Yours without understanding,
Discomeats
(This series is in no way funny.
Thank you for keeping up the fine traditions of Radio 4's comedies by having no moments of actual mirth inducement.
I look forward to the obligatory segment about someone from "oop north" who is hellbent on artexing some particular dwelling surface at great consternation to anyone who is middle class.
Yours without understanding,
Discomeats
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:42,
archived)
*barely stifles a snigger*
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:51,
archived)