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# The real story behind that M1 incident...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:14, archived)
#
www.wrongsideoftheart.com/wp-content/gallery/posters-a/amazing_mr_no_legs_poster_01.jpg

edit:

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:16, archived)
# content filter strikes...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:18, archived)
# yah
linky no worky

The connection was reset
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:19, archived)
# that sounds like a brand of cigarettes
"A packet of Content Filter Strikes, if you would be so good, sir."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:20, archived)
# It's lucky strike's second brand
instead of "it's toasted", their slogan is "disconnect by hosted"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:36, archived)
# fucking hell, give me a sec then
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:25, archived)
# I'M STILL WAITING GRONKPAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:28, archived)
# NO YOU ARE NOT YOU FUCKING LIAR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:29, archived)
# my wait is over
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:29, archived)
# This post includes many things of interest to me
amazing mr no poster poster :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:30, archived)
# this looks the bollocks!
www.imdb.com/title/tt0082775/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Ted Vollrath makes everything better
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:55, archived)
# mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)
# RIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)
# The joy of random advertising
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:29, archived)
# hehe
they are going to need lots of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:31, archived)
# i shall ask my wife if i can take her up the M1
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Shouldn't it be the M2?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:37, archived)
# You can't surface a road with marmite!
It doesn't have the adequate cohesive properties for a suitable road surface!

edit: IT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL!

It's like a feminist sitcom!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Dear Ms Philips
I have listened to many episodes of your Radio 4 'comedy' Clare In The Community where you play Clare Barker, the social worker with all the politically correct jargon but none of the practical solutions.

I had, up until now, enjoyed these episodes, but some facts I have recently learned about Social Workers have changed my opinion of your show. Do you realise that Social Workers do a bloody hard job, not helped by constantly being undermined by government cuts.

Why don't you go off and write some jokes about Hitler gassing the Jews instead.

Yours etc etc etc
Ms Griffy Savalas
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Dear Ms Philips
I have on occasion listened to your Radio 4 comedy series.

This series is in no way funny.

Thank you for keeping up the fine traditions of Radio 4's comedies by having no moments of actual mirth inducement.

I look forward to the obligatory segment about someone from "oop north" who is hellbent on artexing some particular dwelling surface at great consternation to anyone who is middle class.

Yours without understanding,
Discomeats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:42, archived)
# *barely stifles a snigger*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:51, archived)
# I need a square mile sized piece of toast, a tonne of butter and a football pitch sized slice of mature cheddar
STAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Now I'm hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:39, archived)
# have a nice sausage and egg sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:48, archived)
# oh fuck yes!
along with a lake of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:39, archived)
# This has to happen!
I'll document the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Causes nothing but problems does the stuff.
Plus it tastes like shite.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:38, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Controversial comment perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Ha ha! Luckily the cleanup didn't take long.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:48, archived)
# spilt marmite makes jam?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:11, archived)
# I like the Goatse police car


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:31, archived)
# We all like the Goatse Police car,
until it comes for us.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:53, archived)
# 'just blow in here, sir'
sir'

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# there a joke somewhere about "going up the marmite motorway"
but i'll be buggered if i can think of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Pffft. Buggered.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:10, archived)
# On the yeastbound carriageway.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)