Perhaps they could put it in your back yard instead?Have you tried suggesting that to them?
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Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:50,
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i have made numerous suggestions as to where they can stick itas you can imagine, must confess up my back passage didn't feature, theirs on the other hand...
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Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:54,
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