He's a stairlift salesman.He's saying, 'think how scary it would be if THIS happened'
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 2 Dec 2011, 7:35,
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It'd be terrible for the paint job on the stairs, for starters
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 2 Dec 2011, 7:36,
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She's saying"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DON'T PUSH ME DOWN THE STAIRS IT MAY SCUFF THE SKIRTING BOARD"
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Fri 2 Dec 2011, 7:38,
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