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# I am currently compiling a top ten MasterChef cock foods from the new series.

There's some fantastic ones this time.

EDIT: There's a rather scary mimsi one too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Cock's fodder!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Mmmmmm.... tasty cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:26, archived)
# I'm sorry, but I just couldn't eat this.
On the other hand, if it had some kind of posh nosh reduction I probably would.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha. I can't think what this pigeon makes me think of...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Predator?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:33, archived)
# No she wan... ...oh wait.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)
# haha that's the very first thing I thought of.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)
# You must have been with some reet dirty mingers!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# She was fowl!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:53, archived)
# no no no no no no no no
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:44, archived)
# And where would somebody find some of those.
You know, just out of interest. Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:02, archived)