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# Ha ha!
Grinch-based Christmas thievery on a massive scale!
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Here's a thought - is it a valid defence against shoplifting
If the thing in the shop is clearly marked and described as a 'gift'?
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Tricky.
Especially if it has a price tag on it as well. Ask yourself, what would Jesus do?
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Throw a little strop and turn over all the tables?
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Now you're talking.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Exactly!
Create a diversion while his disciples loot the shelves. And people say the bible isn't relevant.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:38, archived)
# he's fucking useless...
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)
# It's a miracle!
He can convert English ales into Australian lager using only the power of two kidneys.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:43, archived)
# fnar!
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)