during the end of WWII the Nazis had a hard time getting their meth
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Fri 16 Dec 2011, 2:39,
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They were too strung out to do anything but surrender
They'd been masturbating for 24 hours prior to this
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Fri 16 Dec 2011, 2:41,
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