He torches every house once he's done killing all the children inside.
Kind of the opposite of Santa really.
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Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:52,
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OH SO YOU ADDRESS HIS ISSUES AND NOT MINE?
THAT'S IT, YOU HAVE LEFT ME WITH NO CHOICE BUT TO RAISE THIS MATTER WITH MY MP!
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Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:54,
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Form an orderly queue please.
Failing that, write to The Times.
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Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:56,
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Maybe I'll be discovered someday.
Maybe the sun will turn blue and the wind will be like knives.
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Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:23,
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