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# UNCLE DEATHMAS
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:39, archived)
# What a lovely festive scene.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Is he delivering or collecting?
(Nice piccy, as ever)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:42, archived)
# He is a collector of souls.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Collector or Harvester?
Does he just take them when people are done with them, or is he more pro-active?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:45, archived)
# He is a collector of souls!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:46, archived)
# This does not answer my question :(
I'm afraid I must regretfully unsubscribe from your publication.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:48, archived)
# HE IS A COLLECTOR OS SOULS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:49, archived)
# I fear I may have to write a strongly worded letter to the Guardian about this behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Uncle Death will see you in his chamber now...
...uhh...to discuss this further.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:54, archived)
# I AM NOT AFRAID OF BAD UNCLE DEATHMAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Right, I'm out of here.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:04, archived)
# ahahaha wtf?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:07, archived)
# I robbed it from tonights Have I got news for you....
First attempt at avi to gif.....

Was a swine to get down to under 500k though.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:13, archived)
# It would be funnier if it was run backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:17, archived)
# Haha, yes it would
Do it Tim
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:20, archived)
# Back by popular demand...


2 is enough for me to be a whore and bow to public opinion.

*edit* and it tiles too.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:27, archived)
# He's smooth like that.
Now connect the two... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:29, archived)
# er....

This 500k file limit is a nightmare!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:35, archived)
# Pfft! PedroHin could snap his fingers and it would be done already.
(I suspect he's a Christmas Elf) o_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:39, archived)
# akshally, I was working on it, then I started seeing these and said 'meh'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:41, archived)
# E.S.P.!!! (fucking amazing!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:43, archived)
# it's da clique, awg. byt the way who is the 3rd clique guy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:47, archived)
# It's reserved for mofaha...but he's not returning my calls.
He's busy with knitting or something...I don't know.
Super Secret Clique iz in da howse!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Clique my arse...
That place was full of wankers from /talk! They should stay there and shut the talk board down!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 1:04, archived)
# (ped,mof,...wink wink...nudge nudge) ;)
*secret handshake*comprehensive nod*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 1:23, archived)
# HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:42, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:46, archived)
# This is Spring Fashion at it's finest.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:48, archived)
# FASTER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:48, archived)
# Woo!
Bloodey people who know how graphics software works!

Grrrr

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:51, archived)
# whoah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:03, archived)
# There must be a quicker way of doing that! it took me fecking ages!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:42, archived)
# actually, no. it's a time-eater
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 5:10, archived)
# mind fuck
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:47, archived)
# You will be...you will be.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:05, archived)
# like the pope?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Not as formal...but yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Here's two he harvested earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:17, archived)
# THE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:19, archived)
# To the alters!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Rob Halford's let himself go, hasn't he?
... or is that Blackie Lawless?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Neither one...but I can't remember who it was. Possibly some death metal nazi german satan band.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:36, archived)
# Steps.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:41, archived)
# its the pope
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:48, archived)
# I love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:42, archived)
# My gift to you.
Heh heh heh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Looks like his chestnuts have been left behind...
... a-roasting upon an open fire.

Could be painful. Best invest in some creams for it.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:48, archived)
# He torches every house once he's done killing all the children inside.
Kind of the opposite of Santa really.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:52, archived)
# OH SO YOU ADDRESS HIS ISSUES AND NOT MINE?
THAT'S IT, YOU HAVE LEFT ME WITH NO CHOICE BUT TO RAISE THIS MATTER WITH MY MP!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Form an orderly queue please.
Failing that, write to The Times.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:56, archived)
# The Uncle will see you...NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Please tell me you don't just do this for fun?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:01, archived)
# I do it for b3ta.
I fucking love b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Is the correct answer.
/notbeinganosycunt
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Maybe I'll be discovered someday.
Maybe the sun will turn blue and the wind will be like knives.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Is this the beginning of the Deathmas Carol?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Come all ye fucked up...Jig-gle those big boob-ees
Oh come ye....oh cum ye...to bed with some ham.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Professor Layton
And the Harbinger of Souls
(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Such festive cheer.
I must do more for Christmas, this year.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Into the river!
And a horrible new year.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Yes...the icy depths of the river...
...they'll keep until Spring nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:56, archived)
# Sounds like a good idea.
Just watch... global warming will make an appearance again. Then he'll be really pissed off.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:00, archived)
# I can't wait for Great Aunt Global Warming to give him a right good telling off for all those fires.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:04, archived)
# You best respect his authoritah!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:14, archived)
# He will not be happy...rotten corpses tastes nasty luke-warm.
Best to fry it up.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:09, archived)
# Righto, I'll fire the skillet up. :D
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:17, archived)
# this is fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:59, archived)
# He calls Christmas, "The Night of Hellfire".
So Happy Night of Hellfire everybody! o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:12, archived)
# i know it doesnt do anything, but i clicked 'I like this!' like 4 times
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Oh that button?...It tickles rob on the bum every time it's pressed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:15, archived)
# VERY YESMAS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:13, archived)
# \o/-ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:16, archived)
# *fears*
those are some very rotten looking children
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:33, archived)
# Dead as a Christmas Sale in May.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:38, archived)
# DFS do alright.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:17, archived)
# HELL YEAAAHHHH
Chriiiistmas time, gristle toes and brine!
Chiiiildren singe, all crispy mulled wine
(or something)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:56, archived)
# No dinosaurs were raped during the holiday season.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 1:20, archived)
# thats good to know
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 1:50, archived)
# Yay.. now this is why I avoid the festivities..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 9:34, archived)
# You can't avoid HIM.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Hell Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Happy Night of Hellfire, Sir! o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 17:26, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Sir! o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Great to see some of your work on the fp.
You've made some lovely pics this year.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 0:12, archived)
# You're all very kind. Thank you. :')
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 1:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
Have you heard of Krampus before?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Oh wow...I have not heard of him!
This is an amazing turn of events. I knew something had to be done about bad children who refuse to go to bed on Christmas Eve. Put some real fear into them. Thanks for posting this! :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Santa has many helpers
Including the politically incorrect and similarly child-abducting, Black Pete
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:17, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:03, archived)