10 quid to watch Santa fucking?
Seems a win-win for Santa
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 11:56,
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But Ten Pound notes
aren't that absorbent... it'd be messy.
And, thinking about it, possibly Treasonous... A Right Royal Bukkake.
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 12:40,
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