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# I haven't seen one of these beauties in a while
Have you been busy stalking Bon Jovi?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 5:05, archived)
# I've been in Skyrim
practicing my thu'um. But I'm now at the stage where I've played too much and I'm mostly wandering around wiping out entire villages in amusing ways.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 5:49, archived)
# I started a new character a couple of days ago
Now I'm getting sucked in all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:20, archived)
# Killing bards will never get old.
"There once was a hero named Ragnar the Red
who came riding to Whiterun from ARGHHHHHHHHHHH"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:27, archived)
# Nor will putting buckets on people heads then ransacking their shop
I really hope they don't patch that bug out, it's hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:33, archived)
# "YOU'RE NAKED"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:34, archived)
# Haha that's one of the first things I tried.
I cleaned out an alchemist's store in one of the towns.
A few days later though some guys tracked me down and tried to kill me, seems she'd taken a contract out on me, one of them had it in his pocket. Fucking alchemists, no sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:43, archived)
# Yeah, you'd think they'd be pretty laid back with all the shit they ingest, but no.
Also, this is confusing the shit out of me:

www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/nklj2/you_know_those_runes_on_the_lids_of_the_bug_jars/

I mean I've got 110 hours racked up and I haven't even seen a bug in a jar.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:45, archived)
# Whoa.
Well I've found 3 of the jars, each one has a different bug in it. But I know I dumped one of them somewhere because I got sick of carrying it.
I'm going to have to look into this I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:05, archived)
# i like putting dead bodies in gay positions
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:02, archived)
# It's only a matter of time before a "rape warm corpse" mod arrives.
Or maybe there's a dragon shout for that I haven't found yet.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:06, archived)
# just found this, hahaha
t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRwJZqsonj3TgCMjOh76JPc8oH2F0pjujiDw8efb-OIKZHqF4cK-pDRDYassQ
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:07, archived)
# Hahahah
so fucking wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:08, archived)
# nothing you haven't seen before, but here's me playing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=udWg7kq65X4
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:30, archived)
# but what about skyrim?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:36, archived)