They say Jeremy Beadle had a very small cock......but on the other hand, it's quite big.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:13,
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his right testicle looked like a mouldy broad bean
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:22,
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a mouldy sprout Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:31,
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