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# This is my lifle
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Hahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I picked a shitty sauce full of artifacts
didn't notice till I'd got to the end and cba changing it

fantastic expression matching algorithm though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
"SIR! I THINK I'M TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE DICHOTOMY OF HUMAN NATURE, SIR!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Holy dog shit. Pyongyang?
Only steers and queers come from Pyongyang, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:58, archived)
# You're good - hell I like you - you can come to my house and fuck my sister!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:18, archived)
# I think I've just put FMJ on my Xmas watch list!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:20, archived)
# :D
I donated like two weeks ago... still no bloody icon.

What's the point of being charitable if you can't show you've been charitable. *STOMP STOMP STOMP*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:55, archived)
# don't you have to select it in your profile?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:56, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:00, archived)
# yeah
it's still telling me I need to donate to get an icon.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:01, archived)
# did you pay in euros?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:01, archived)
# nope
in the pounds of sterling.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:04, archived)
# *stands and salutes*
did you get a paypal confirmation?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:04, archived)
# yus.. I reckon cal's done a runner.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:13, archived)
# that 50p will go far in San Francisco
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:21, archived)
# still?
I mean, ummm, really? I never knew :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Don't tell us, gaz rob or cr3
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:56, archived)
# I've gazzed rob... a week back..
no response. :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:00, archived)
# he's spunking away your donation in a back alley in Camden
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:02, archived)
# this is my fear.
it's not a very good fear.

but it's mine.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:04, archived)
# you could also tell iron man
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:09, archived)
# OCCUPY B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:02, archived)
# he looks thoughtful
him
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:04, archived)
# he is thinking up poetry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:05, archived)
# there was a young man called kim jong
who had a big wart on ....etc....
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:07, archived)
# ...his dong.
When he whips out his dick,
He feels very sick,
Because of the almighty pong.

THANK YOU! *takes lap around the room*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:09, archived)
# well done :D
my version went

...on his dong
he called Jeremy Beadle
who turned up with a needle
and pricked it..oh phew what a pong
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:10, archived)
# They say Jeremy Beadle had a very small cock...
...but on the other hand, it's quite big.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:13, archived)
# his right testicle looked like a mouldy broad bean
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:22, archived)
# and his left......?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:28, archived)
# a mouldy sprout
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:31, archived)
# there was a young man called Kim Jong
who wore a cheap leopardprint thong
it kept his junk trim
til the elastic gave in
now his balls and his cock feel all wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:16, archived)
# There once was a man called Jong Il
Who was a fan of a well turned heel
so from his garage
he turned to massage
so with zeal he could have a quick feel
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:22, archived)
# there was a young man called Jong Kim
who had an addiction to Vim
he'd mix it with Cillit
then finally chill it
and share it with tramps on a whim
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Lifle?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:32, archived)
# I meant Trifle
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:38, archived)
# 70 messages in 6 years.. that's top work.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# I must have really upset him!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Sorry
Had I known the target quota was so high I'd have made endevours to meet your requirements
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Get a rife.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Is it
national cliched internet insult day?
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:13, archived)