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# I had accute appenidicits once
I can't continue, I feel dirty
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Does this joke include green pubes?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:06, archived)
# My wife has Acute Angina

and her tits aren't bad either
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:09, archived)
# why did you say it twice?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:10, archived)
# No but one of my first jobs was cleaning up in an operating theatre
One patient had bright green pubes and a tattoo above them saying "keep off the grass".

One of the older nurses in the tearoom was getting quite vocal about it all. "He doesn't want people to stay off the grass, HE WANTS THEM TO GET ON THE GRASS!"

As far as I could tell she was upset because he was a liar.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:42, archived)
# I think one of the other mods moved my comment down from replying to the correct comment as some kind of joke
I will ban those mods tonight
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:52, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:45, archived)
# because it was so massive
it was the echo...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:48, archived)
# What?
Oh.. Pfftttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)
# bit early for film references
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:52, archived)
# A spiced, heavily smoked, Cajun pork sausage often made from the entire gastrointestinal system of the pig
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:17, archived)
# ***BZZZ***
What is Andouille?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:24, archived)