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# well, you can rest a cup of coffee on it
but it tends to have less legs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Mine have 3 legs
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:19, archived)
# all the best tables have at least 4
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# Table salt doesn't have any
What's that all about?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:20, archived)
# it's about 59p a tub
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# Oh, the tub has legs
Gotcha

Blimey, the world of tables isn't half confusing
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:25, archived)
# silly!
only tub chairs have legs! your salt is masquerading as furniture!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Christ
No wonder I have an itchy arse
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)
# don't blame your condiments for your insufficient wipeage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# I bet you've never typed *that* sentence before :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:43, archived)