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# I once drove an old lady to a Toby carvery, were she was meeting her friend for a meal...
She informed me that she 'Always finished her meal with a coffee floater' I nearly exploded trying not to laugh.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:24, archived)
# I don't know whether to laugh or feel vaguely sick... or both.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
# I had to contain my laughter while politly enquiring "What is a coffee floater?"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)
# I hope you got an answer that didn't make you boke, is all I'm saying. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)
# It's a cup of coffe with a lump of ice cream floating in it...
I still had trouble trying not to laugh!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Sound quite nice, actually.
But still, coffee floater... sounds a bit off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)
# Imagine what it would look like with a dolop of chocolate rum and raisin!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:54, archived)
# After a quick google I have found out it is actually called (Floater Coffee)
I couldn't ask for it and keep a straight face !
www.google.co.uk/#sclient=psy-ab&hl=en&safe=off&site=&source=hp&q=toby+carvery+coffee+flaoter&btnK=Google+Search&oq=&aq=&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&fp=d8425c582b50359b&biw=800&bih=441
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Looks nice! Shame it's got such a daft name.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:20, archived)
# I am so fucking glad that I wasn't eating my casserole while reading what you just typed
the image would have caused me to detonate all over the monitor :)

I'm still laughing at your floater moment :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
# I had to continue the conversation !
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)
# damn you - an hour later and all I can think about is having a nice hot casserole for dinner except I have nothing to make one with :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Go and make yourself a floater coffee, I'm sure you can improvise!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:49, archived)
# casserole was great, it had dumpling floaters in it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:10, archived)
# bugger dumplings as well? :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:19, archived)
# no, just ordinary dumplings
I can't bring myself to eat bugger dumplings :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:01, archived)