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did a thread just get deleted?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 17:39, archived)
# *blinks rapidly* Grr, thing in my eye's still there...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 17:42, archived)
# ahhh, floaters, natures way of reminding you you're falling apart and heading to the grave
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 17:51, archived)
# I love it when they appear - is fun making them dance in the sky, never knew they were called floaters til an episode of Family Guy
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=j9rZpd6L-zs#t=35s
and a poem by Stewie: www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=shoZNsawvmU#t=13s
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 17:52, archived)
# I always used to think they were some sort of worm-like creature or bacteria living in my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:05, archived)
# or some microscopic alien life form
it's kind of disappointing when you find out most other people get them
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:10, archived)
# I find it odd how nobody ever brings them up.
I guess it's just one of those things, like breathing or realizing how heavy your jaw actually is. As soon as you acknowledge it, you start paying attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Well, it's funny, the other day I was just having tea with the vicar, and I'd poured myself another cup of tea when FLOATERS FLOATERS FLOATERS FLOATERS FLOATERS FLOATERS FLOATERS FLOATERS
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(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:20, archived)
# haha
I shall definately avoid having tea with the vicar from now on
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:24, archived)
# ah it's fun, next week it's beer and pork sausage day with the local imam
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:27, archived)
# I once drove an old lady to a Toby carvery, were she was meeting her friend for a meal...
She informed me that she "Always finished her meal with a coffee floater" I nearly exploded trying not to laugh.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:24, archived)
# I don't know whether to laugh or feel vaguely sick... or both.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
# I had to contain my laughter while politly enquiring "What is a coffee floater?"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)
# I hope you got an answer that didn't make you boke, is all I'm saying. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)
# It's a cup of coffe with a lump of ice cream floating in it...
I still had trouble trying not to laugh!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Sound quite nice, actually.
But still, coffee floater... sounds a bit off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)
# Imagine what it would look like with a dolop of chocolate rum and raisin!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:54, archived)
# After a quick google I have found out it is actually called (Floater Coffee)
I couldn't ask for it and keep a straight face !
www.google.co.uk/#sclient=psy-ab&hl=en&safe=off&site=&source=hp&q=toby+carvery+coffee+flaoter&btnK=Google+Search&oq=&aq=&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&fp=d8425c582b50359b&biw=800&bih=441
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Looks nice! Shame it's got such a daft name.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:20, archived)
# I am so fucking glad that I wasn't eating my casserole while reading what you just typed
the image would have caused me to detonate all over the monitor :)

I'm still laughing at your floater moment :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
# I had to continue the conversation !
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)
# damn you - an hour later and all I can think about is having a nice hot casserole for dinner except I have nothing to make one with :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Go and make yourself a floater coffee, I'm sure you can improvise!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:49, archived)
# casserole was great, it had dumpling floaters in it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:10, archived)
# bugger dumplings as well? :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:19, archived)
# no, just ordinary dumplings
I can't bring myself to eat bugger dumplings :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:01, archived)
# *eyes defocus, sees floaters*
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:25, archived)
# To the floatermobile!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:27, archived)
# The Floater would be a bastard of a Batman villain.
"HA HA HA! And now I will cause you to become distracted whilst driving and you will mount the curb causing you to lose points on your license! AAAAH HA HA HA!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:34, archived)
# FLOATERS!
I wonder how many hours world wide in total, have been spent on the internet, by people that have floaters, and are worried they have eye cancer or are dying or going blind.
I'v certainly never wasted 4 hours of my life researching them!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)
# ha
and that's after you find out what they're really called - googling for wiggly worms in the eyes doesn't offer much help
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Plus the further 3 hours research, even after you've found out they are harmless, just to make sure yours are not deadly ones!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:31, archived)
# someone deleted a thread?
I say we floaters them from orbit, just be be floaters.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:22, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Noooo!
There all I can see now. How annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:02, archived)
# FLOATERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:58, archived)