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# best lie you ever told
previous tales of sex and debaucery posted on QOTW not allowed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:50, archived)
# aww, you mean we can't make anything up?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# So I can't tell anyone
about the time I was fucking 3 Asian women all at once, on a motorcycle, whilst shooting at helicopters piloted by the Predator, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Reb Brown and Wesley Snipes?

Because that totally happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
# QOTW --->
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:20, archived)
# It did though! It really, really did!
*breaks down in tears*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:28, archived)