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# best lie you ever told
previous tales of sex and debaucery posted on QOTW not allowed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:50, archived)
# aww, you mean we can't make anything up?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# So I can't tell anyone
about the time I was fucking 3 Asian women all at once, on a motorcycle, whilst shooting at helicopters piloted by the Predator, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Reb Brown and Wesley Snipes?

Because that totally happened.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
# QOTW --->
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:20, archived)
# It did though! It really, really did!
*breaks down in tears*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:28, archived)