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# that old conundrum of 'what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?' should be updated to:
'what happens when you connect the nozzles of two Dyson's together and switch them on?'
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:30, archived)
# you invalidate the warranty
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:32, archived)
# I bet that's a ruse to stop you doing it
it probably produces a black hole but they didn't want to screw over the large hadron collider people so they put a warning on the box
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:38, archived)
# apparently the LHC is powered by Dysons
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:55, archived)