that old conundrum of 'what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?' should be updated to:
'what happens when you connect the nozzles of two Dyson's together and switch them on?'
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:30,
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you invalidate the warranty
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:32,
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I bet that's a ruse to stop you doing it
it probably produces a black hole but they didn't want to screw over the large hadron collider people so they put a warning on the box
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:38,
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apparently the LHC is powered by Dysons
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:55,
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