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# He's made it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:16, archived)
# I bet that's got one hell of a tractor beam
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:18, archived)
# That's a TIE Fighter pilot,
not a Death Star Weapons Officer.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:12, archived)
# These are excellent
Have you got them all in one place? They are a thing of loveliness that should be shared

uoshp!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:28, archived)
# I haven't really but ta sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:34, archived)
# that old conundrum of "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?" should be updated to:
"what happens when you connect the nozzles of two Dyson's together and switch them on?"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:30, archived)
# you invalidate the warranty
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:32, archived)
# I bet that's a ruse to stop you doing it
it probably produces a black hole but they didn't want to screw over the large hadron collider people so they put a warning on the box
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:38, archived)
# apparently the LHC is powered by Dysons
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed.
The ability to hoover a planet, or even a whole system, is insignificant next to the power of the Featherduster.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:33, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:35, archived)
# The FeatherDuster!!??
Aaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhh!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Not as clumsy or random as a vacuum cleaner.
An elegant cleaning implement, for a more civilised age.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:41, archived)
# R2! We need more suction! See if you can clean the filter!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
Brill! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:07, archived)
# pefect for cleaning in those awkward Death Star trenches
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:08, archived)
# George Mucus


de-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:38, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Wants one...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# This does not suck.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)