Doing stretches, so eventuallyyou can reach your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:45,
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I'm no good at stretchingI shall have to find myself a young lady and kiss hers instead :))
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Elvis impersonator,
Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:48,
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I wonder what the reaction would be to that...If one of us asked a woman in the street "Excuse me, but can I kiss your arse?"
Probably a lot of swearing.
(Probably a lot of swearing.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:51,
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and her dad comin' after you(depending on her age)...*gurns*
( Elvis impersonator,
Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:54,
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Oi, I'm not a Moggy ;)I only kiss the arses of women in my age range.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:57,
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"she told me she was 16 ...officer "...*panics*
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Elvis impersonator,
Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:03,
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"Two times 8 is 16, officer." Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:05,
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Hah!I think my age range is... hmm... 18-24?
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:24,
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NO REAL AGES ON BOARD PLEASE
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:26,
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Would, would, wouldn't, wouldn't, would
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:49,
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you bastardthat last one was my grandmother
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:59,
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