EXERCISE BIKE WILL DESTROY US ALLwhenever I see a swivel chair with its arms raised I immediately think its surrendering
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:30,
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That's what it wants you to think!As soon as you sit in it, you succumb to its leathery grip
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the ghost of last tuesday,
Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:39,
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But then I punch two holes clean through its handsThen the blighter has to seek future employment as a cinema seat.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:47,
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