Oh, alright......how about:
- Did you ever lie and say that shite pictures in the gallery made from cornflakes or milk bottle tops were 'profound statements wittily satirising the mislaid identity of the nation's youth, juxtaposed with the eternal futility of urban life?' (Or something)
- Did you pass off any of the kid's pictures as your own or nick ideas from them?
- The cravate: why? Did you suffer from a shaving rash or were you trying to hid a (second head/love bite/tattoo/miniscule siamese twin)
- Mr Bennett (the caretaker): were you ever tempted to glass him? He was very annoying as I remember and needed a slap.
- Did you ever use bodily fluids to create works of art, like Chris Ofili or Gilbert and George?
- Were you ever tempted to create a piece of art on the show that could be deemed controversial or upsetting, just to see if you could get away with it?
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- Did you ever lie and say that shite pictures in the gallery made from cornflakes or milk bottle tops were 'profound statements wittily satirising the mislaid identity of the nation's youth, juxtaposed with the eternal futility of urban life?' (Or something)
- Did you pass off any of the kid's pictures as your own or nick ideas from them?
- The cravate: why? Did you suffer from a shaving rash or were you trying to hid a (second head/love bite/tattoo/miniscule siamese twin)
- Mr Bennett (the caretaker): were you ever tempted to glass him? He was very annoying as I remember and needed a slap.
- Did you ever use bodily fluids to create works of art, like Chris Ofili or Gilbert and George?
- Were you ever tempted to create a piece of art on the show that could be deemed controversial or upsetting, just to see if you could get away with it?
