*cue Ben Elton in a blonde wig*Hi! My name's Boris! And me and my mates thought that Facebook just wasn't 'NOW'! Right? I expect, like us, you're not into all that stuff your 'prole mates' are into! Right! So! We just thought we'd have a chum site for us! Right! And this is it! Conservative Futurez! Yeah, F-U-T-U-R-E-Zed! Zed for Zap! It's a website FOR young Tories, made BY young Tories, and concentratin' on all the subjects that young Tories are into! Like, unemployment! Maggie! Are you dead yet etc
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