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# Conservative Future is the 'youth wing of the UK Conservative Party'
and doing what comes naturally, they've up-ended a wheelchair-bound man and come up with their new logo:
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)
# They should get that Jodi Marsh fellow to be their representative.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Has that replaced their dynamic "flying bread-roll" motif?
EDIT Oh good grief. That made me look at their actual website.

This page - www.conservativefuture.com/news/launch-cf-women is only one "Didn't she do well!" away from perfectly capturing my mental image of the young conservative.

EDIT EDIT and this return on their search facility surprises me not a jot.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:40, archived)
# The great thing about conservative chicks is
they're very adventurous.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:47, archived)
# from my days of vote counting, and seeing all the candidates' daughters walking around
the tory girls tend to be very very attractive indeed
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:50, archived)
# And adventurous.
Which is nice.

the great thing is, conservative chicks are generally rich, so can afford all the good make-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Rich poeple are better looking than poor people.
It's a fact

When was the last time you saw a hottie signing on?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)
# well the Labour candidates looked quite posh too as I recall
there were a few "standing at the back dressed stupidly and looking stupid" type party candidates that looked a bit scruffy though. They hadn't brought an attractive daughter with them.
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
# ^What Bitchtits said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:19, archived)
# but imagine actually "giving them a forum to get involved"! What are they thinking in this day and age?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)
#
forum kitchen get involved make me some fucking dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)
# excellent spot
worth a tweet methinks
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Oh I think so...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Brent Spiner?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Hahaha
I would post any number of wicker man shops in reply but someone killed b3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)
# I think it's self-terminated briefly.
Emvee had a cunning strategy though if you can remember all your filenames.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Hmm. Google needs to develop a mind control based image search. You would think of the picture you want and it would find the address for you.
They could generate revenue from advertisers who get to project their ads directly into your subconscious.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# If the popular urban myth is true, then the average search return would go:
Relevant image, relevant image, boobs, relevant image, relevant image, boobs, relevant image, relevant image, boobs, relevant image, relevant image, boobs, ad infinitum.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)
# I guess it could go horribly wrong if you accidentally thought of something disgusting and then your reaction to it resulted in increasingly horrific pictures until you ended up spewing up all over your computer.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:25, archived)
# the file name is the same as it is on your pc
so if you still have it on your pc, search for that name with paul p's (i think) search page
morningstar-cyberwear.com/b3ta/#

edit - yeah, that didn't work at all
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)
# I need to download all my images!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Calm down, dear...
it's maintenance.

*frantically downloads all images*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:48, archived)
# very nice sir
it's a damn shame you don't post more often
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Thank you
I'm trying to start up again, so hopefully more pics soon.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)
# *cue Ben Elton in a blonde wig*
Hi! My name's Boris! And me and my mates thought that Facebook just wasn't 'NOW'! Right? I expect, like us, you're not into all that stuff your "prole mates" are into! Right! So! We just thought we'd have a chum site for us! Right! And this is it! Conservative Futurez! Yeah, F-U-T-U-R-E-Zed! Zed for Zap! It's a website FOR young Tories, made BY young Tories, and concentratin' on all the subjects that young Tories are into! Like, unemployment! Maggie! Are you dead yet etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)