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# I got spayed by one of those once, in the sunvally toilet, (no I wasn't playing the machines just using the loo!)
I was standing there peeing and heard it make a noise as it armed itself, I looked and moved to avoid it, but it got me, it was like being attacked by a triffid...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:10, archived)
# It shits you up, doesn't it?
They're like a robotic version of the people in department stores that spray you with girly perfume.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Haha... they should fill them with anthrax and fit them with Burberry detectors!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Sounds like one for Dragon's Den :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:18, archived)
# I'm in!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:18, archived)