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# He started world war one when the ottoman king put spunk in his eyes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:01, archived)
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archie duke shot an ostrich because he was hungry.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:05, archived)
# And do they teach this in schools?
Do they 'eck as like.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:06, archived)
# History is written by the winners.
And they leave out all the parts about spunking in eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:21, archived)
# There'll be a few gaps when they write the history of porn, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:42, archived)