I love how the police now feel the need to warn people about the dangers of slippery ice.
In other news: the police warn people about drinking tea. It might be hot.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:15,
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Ah, but cold tea isn't hot.
Besides, people should be warned about drinking tea anyway, for it is the outpourings from the bladder of Beelzebub himself!
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Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do.,
Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:09,
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