hahaha this is ace
Up until 4 hours ago, Whitney Houston wasn't even a blip on my 'give a fuck' radar, but now since I learned of her death I made the effort of reading up on her life story on the internet and read that she battled with hard drug addiction and domestic violence and now I'm revelling in her death.
lol I'm not surprised she's dead lol
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Richard Shitheels,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:11,
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there's an easy solution to both of those problems
1. give most of your vast wealth to charity, leaving you enough to live on but not enough to get smacked off your tits.
2. don't marry a cunt.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:13,
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Hey she was Bobby's Candy Gurl
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Richard Shitheels,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:14,
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yeah, he licked her good and proper
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:18,
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GAH! MENTAL! IMAGE!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:19,
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licky licky
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:25,
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*slams own head into desk* GET OUTTA MY HEAD! D:
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:28,
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and the occasional slurp-up of cold run-off
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Richard Shitheels,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:30,
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SCHLUUUUUUURRRRP
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:35,
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