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# Crohning on about your ills
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(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:45, archived)
# I do!
I'm a right skinny whinging prick. Think it's karma. Or korma. The coconut fucks my guts right up.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:47, archived)
# I put mine my sig sometimes, for clarification purposes
Coconut, interesting, I have an odd reaction to fresh pineapple, always a single mouth ulcer.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:56, archived)
# The solitary mouth ulcer
is a sort of pre-warning thing for me. Telling me to expect a week of clutching my arse and/or stomach in pain.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:01, archived)
# if I eat greasy take out pizza I can guarantee that ten minutes later
the shit will be flowing from my backside like someone has left a tap on
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:07, archived)
# Whoa, I guess thats a definite no from your digestion then.
EDIT: We are actually discussing ailments...

@elderlyconversation
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:10, archived)
# In that case, order some crushed imodium as an extra topping.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:11, archived)
# Shot glass of Laudanum was the old remedy.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Ha ha!
It's never on the domino side dish list!
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Ooh dear.
See, I've had so much chopped out that I might as well chuck veg straight down the pan to save time. Rubbish.
I fear I am moaning now so I'll stop.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:12, archived)
# "may affect any part of the gastrointestinal tract from mouth to anus, causing a wide variety of symptoms"
 
I imagine that would make a human centipede type scenario many, many times worse, for all involved
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:17, archived)
# A lot quicker though.
In terms of throughput.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:23, archived)
# Depends on how fast the people at the back can swallow
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:35, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger throat.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:41, archived)
# not much text can make my digestive system consider changing to the reverse gear
but your little statement there made it real for a second
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:47, archived)
# I saw like three seconds of an Annabel Fay video yesterday and I had the same reaction
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:55, archived)
# bring back Bic Runga!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:57, archived)
# ugh no, she never went away, new album out which is every bit as pish as her earlier work
 
she's still better than her sister I guess, but you're comparing two flavours of shite there really
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:59, archived)
# but she's kyooooooot
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:03, archived)
# can't argue with that
 
I just got a bit riled when people were saying her new album was brilliant and a total departure from the old "hum and strum" (not my words), when based on the little I've heard, it's not.
But if you want to sell downloads/tickets/t-shirts (MOVE THOSE UNITS) you have to peddle watered down slop to morons, don't you
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:09, archived)