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# First one in a while.
Been ill with the fucking Crohn's. Attack of the Crohn's. 3D.



here's a big version:
www.flickr.com/photos/nic_piper/6883490697/sizes/l/in/photostream/
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Man periods are the best periods
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Crohning on about your ills
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:45, archived)
# I do!
I'm a right skinny whinging prick. Think it's karma. Or korma. The coconut fucks my guts right up.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:47, archived)
# I put mine my sig sometimes, for clarification purposes
Coconut, interesting, I have an odd reaction to fresh pineapple, always a single mouth ulcer.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:56, archived)
# The solitary mouth ulcer
is a sort of pre-warning thing for me. Telling me to expect a week of clutching my arse and/or stomach in pain.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:01, archived)
# if I eat greasy take out pizza I can guarantee that ten minutes later
the shit will be flowing from my backside like someone has left a tap on
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:07, archived)
# Whoa, I guess thats a definite no from your digestion then.
EDIT: We are actually discussing ailments...

@elderlyconversation
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:10, archived)
# In that case, order some crushed imodium as an extra topping.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:11, archived)
# Shot glass of Laudanum was the old remedy.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Ha ha!
It's never on the domino side dish list!
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Ooh dear.
See, I've had so much chopped out that I might as well chuck veg straight down the pan to save time. Rubbish.
I fear I am moaning now so I'll stop.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:12, archived)
# "may affect any part of the gastrointestinal tract from mouth to anus, causing a wide variety of symptoms"
 
I imagine that would make a human centipede type scenario many, many times worse, for all involved
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:17, archived)
# A lot quicker though.
In terms of throughput.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:23, archived)
# Depends on how fast the people at the back can swallow
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:35, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger throat.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:41, archived)
# not much text can make my digestive system consider changing to the reverse gear
but your little statement there made it real for a second
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:47, archived)
# I saw like three seconds of an Annabel Fay video yesterday and I had the same reaction
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:55, archived)
# bring back Bic Runga!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:57, archived)
# ugh no, she never went away, new album out which is every bit as pish as her earlier work
 
she's still better than her sister I guess, but you're comparing two flavours of shite there really
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:59, archived)
# but she's kyooooooot
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:03, archived)
# can't argue with that
 
I just got a bit riled when people were saying her new album was brilliant and a total departure from the old "hum and strum" (not my words), when based on the little I've heard, it's not.
But if you want to sell downloads/tickets/t-shirts (MOVE THOSE UNITS) you have to peddle watered down slop to morons, don't you
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:09, archived)
# CHRONESKUNT
sorry, i'm not insulting you i just wanted to say that ("that" being CHRONESKUNT).
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Perfectly natural reaction
:)
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:14, archived)
# i want a cupcake too :(
ye wee bastard!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:25, archived)
# sibelbongolick!
similarly, sibelbongolick
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Been at the crohnic?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:16, archived)
# My wife suffers from Crohns in a bad way...
I hope you feel better soon, it's a shitcake of a disease, unlike your cupcake which is wonderful.
(Testicles just for you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:17, archived)
# Ah, thanks very much.
It is the stupidest of diseases. Hope she feels better soon and more often.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:21, archived)
# minor TJ here
on photoshop when i have a layer that is very small i can't seem to select the anchor point (the black dot in the centre), i go to grab it and it just moves the layer, any ideas?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:27, archived)
# did you check your monitor settings
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:27, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:41, archived)
# it says "fuck"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:41, archived)
# Take a look at my answer rory and don't listen to the rest of these cunts.
You and me mate, you and me.

EDIT: MAN I FEEL SO USED RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:44, archived)
# you and LaCutestOfBorg are my new bestest internet friends
the rest of the cunts can fucking die, man

cunts
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:49, archived)
# HOORAY! Can we braid eachothers hair/snakes?
I mean, I assume you've got a Medusa like snake head going on...?
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:02, archived)
# asshair only
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:11, archived)
# scale it bigger then scale it down again? I have no idea, I use gimp.
(Testicles just for you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:28, archived)
# Yeah, I'd zoom in as much as possible and see if that helps...
also try holding alt?

EDIT: what they said!
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:38, archived)
# YES!
thank you, you gorgeous bastard
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:43, archived)
# WHAAATTT?????
FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:44, archived)
# Zoom in
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:33, archived)
#
Why do you need the anchor? Are you rotating around a point outside of the layer or something?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:34, archived)
# See, this is what they do on the Adobe forums.
You ask how to do something, and they ask you why you'd want to do it, then they get all up themselves.
Admittedly you haven't gotten to stage 3 yet but I can see it coming.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:40, archived)
# I bet they're just nosy
Cos you're ACTUALLY using the software for something, not just supporting it like some drudgeon.
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:41, archived)
# no, they're like pathetic little fuking trolls who will jump at the change to badger someone else about their non-standard methods
oops :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:43, archived)
# woah. That just got really intense.
and it started out super positive
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:52, archived)
# ha ha wow!
all quasi-technical forums are like that.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:42, archived)
# the more quasi the fuck
the more expert the fucking

or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:48, archived)
# FUCK ALL YOU CUNTS
I was just trying to be helpful and offer an alternative suggestion, but now I'm LEAVING FOREVER
again
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:44, archived)
# :D YAY!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:44, archived)
#
Bastard.
Of course, I can't reply and didn't see that, as I have LEFT FOREVER.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:46, archived)
# Stage 3! You made it :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:45, archived)
# 3 down, fuck more to go
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:46, archived)
# i can tell that you want me gone too
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:48, archived)
# THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT PEDRO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:50, archived)
# get the fuck out and walk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:59, archived)
# you better have eyes on the back of your head
and check yo brakes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:51, archived)
# I can't believe that, only the other day a dog was 'shopped in your honour.
www.b3ta.com/board/10686870#post10686950
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:07, archived)
# but now i am only a mere french fry of my former self
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:10, archived)
# Haha those dogs actually look fried sometimes.
Last beer and off to bed BBL {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:14, archived)
# can I stick an oar in here?
this is a fucking technology pet hate of mine

"I'd like to [something]"

and it's
"why would you do that?" "what's the point of that?" "oh, there's a [something completely other to the task at hand and the mechanism to perform it]" "oh, nobody does that because it's too hard"


but best of all
BEST OF FUCKING ALL
are the morons who want to prove that you are beneath them
with their magnificent skillz and attitude of


"I don't understand at all what you are talking about, so you must be stupid, I'm clearly much better than you and I will now be abusive because I know more than you despite having no domain knowledge of any kind".


Fucking gopping head dobbered windowlicking cockguzzling partly digested shit horses.

Anyone who asks you "why" as if it's something inconceivable can just fuck off and die in a burning pool of snot.

And of course, any explanation as to what you are doing is "stupid" and "trolling".

edit: not that I intend to offend anyone on here of course, unless you want to be offended, in which case I'll use comedy swear words.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:47, archived)
# discomeats for King of the Planet!!!



not Earth tho, maybe Venus or Uranus or something
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:49, archived)
#

HEHE, you said anus

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:51, archived)
#
Just out of interest, was this directed at me or mofaha? I'm a little confused by it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:51, archived)
# it was directed at people that pissed me off in the past
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:52, archived)
# who won't ever read it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:53, archived)
# that makes me hate them even more
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:53, archived)
# ...and all of the others who have 'wronged you somehow'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:55, archived)
# lol threes the boat!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:02, archived)
# Check your CMYK settings
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:00, archived)
# fuck! they are all set to HSV!
fuck!

fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:01, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST! EVERYTHING'S IN ALPHA!
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:07, archived)
# dude, you're not supposed to just empty your temp folders, that's where microsoft stores the install files for ms-office
....and and and, you, average joe user, are supposed to read the knowledge base on each and every update Microsoft issues before allowing it to run on your system -- sheesh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:53, archived)
# but but.. my toaster is still on fire!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:54, archived)
# *RAISES HAND*
how could a pool of snot actually burn?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:58, archived)
# raises flamethrower
WEZE GONNA BURN US SOME COUNTRYSNOT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:00, archived)
# and before you know it
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:01, archived)
# this is how god made evolution
heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:04, archived)
# I WAS DESIGNED TO FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:10, archived)
# ARE YOU A MODEL OF A LARGER SYSTEM?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:20, archived)
# This is special.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:29, archived)
# Never did get an explanation on how I could dismantle my good laptop and run CS2 through my eee pc while displaying it on the other monitor
Cost me a lot of clients, that forum did
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:00, archived)
# other monitor?
dismantle?

eee pc?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:03, archived)
# Was that an sRGB monitor?
Because some of them say they are, but they're not, they're NOT.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:13, archived)
# My screen got bluer every time I restarted my laptop
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 6:30, archived)
# i often use it, i find it easier than rotating the whole layer (a limb for example) and having to realign the joint
or something
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:44, archived)
# yes, don't be so anal
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:37, archived)
# Hold down the Alt key when you click into the layer.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:38, archived)
# you are full of the love of god
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:40, archived)
# gorgeous bastard, etc
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:45, archived)
# SURE YOU CAN MANAGE THIS AGAIN? YOU'VE ALREADY SHOT YOUR LOAD ON THE NOOB
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:47, archived)
# FRESH MEEEEAT
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:50, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:51, archived)
# Caaannnn you feel the loooovee to niiiighhhhttt.
to-na-ha-yight.
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:13, archived)
# unplug it for 30 seconds and then call us back
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:39, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:28, archived)
# This is a good face yes?
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:30, archived)
#
My first thought at seeing this was that this man is about to commit suicide.
(ideasbychuck, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:38, archived)