Rocket surgery gives you brain cancer?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:30,
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Some rocket fuels are carcinogenic.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:31,
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Only the ones
supplied by foreigners
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blyerkit e k trilby,
Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:56,
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