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# Gramples.


Frumbles.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Of course it is....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Fat dog is fat
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Fat animals?
Go!

(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmm - Kfc
(Energy input) - (energy output) = energy stored
It's not rocket science
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:08, archived)
# I'm no expert, but that does sound a bit like rocket science...
but that does sound a bit like rocket science...:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:09, archived)
# I've recently started to develop a geeky/pedantic issue with that phrase...
Rocket science, to my mind, is essentially just Newton's laws of motion, with a bit of thermodynamics chucked in.

Rocket engineering on the other hand, is where it gets interesting.

/anorak
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)
# And here was me thinking it was about salad cultivation
(Anti Oxen lurks because he has no 'shopping skills., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)
#
instantrimshot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:22, archived)
# So you're essentially, you're saying is that rocket science isn't brain surgery?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Oh come on it's not like brain surgery is a cure for cancer or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Rocket surgery gives you brain cancer?
Ring the Daily Mail!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Some rocket fuels are carcinogenic.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Only the ones
supplied by foreigners
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# I've used that for years
If someone says to me (who straight away I think is a cunt) 'It's not rocket science' I patiently explain that, actually, rocket science is dead easy, it's all mass and thrust (ooh er) and suggest to them that next time they want to point out that something is not as complicated as something that is complicated, they use they phrase 'It's not quantum electrodynamics'.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Well, it's hardly brain surgery, is it?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=THNPmhBl-8I
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)
# I love the idea that
rocket science is 'dead easy'!
Fucking priceless - thanks for that.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Quantum electrodynamics itself isn't rocket science, you know
Try quantum chromodynamics, that's a bit nastier
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:59, archived)
# You want nasty?
You need Christian Science
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)
# i do relativity for a living
i don't need anything nastier thanks

though there used to be a big christian science library up the road from where i lived in portsmouth. i was always tempted to go in, but i was scared of being attacked or brainwashed. or both.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)
# OK - where's my Kagool..?
acceleration = force / mass

This IS rocket science (if you're not travelling at a significant fraction of c)

Look carefully at my original statement, and I think you'll see that I'm still right.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:02, archived)
# At my interview
for my previous job, my boss began with the sentence: "You know the phrase 'It isn't rocket science', well; a lot of this job actually is." It made me smile at the time. It wasn't true of course, the job appeared to mainly consist of going to meetings to discuss meetings and then sitting around in the canteen. But I did get to play with some helicopters and fixed wing aircraft. \o/
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Mmmm, offcuts of generic fowl
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Mmmm... cheeks 'n' beaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:12, archived)
# broams
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# Scrombles
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Flamps
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)
# IT'S MY GLANS
furthermore: hahahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:25, archived)
#


I'm getting that way, just without the aid of fast food. The number of calories I ingest and the amount of exercise I've been getting, I should be in the negative weight zone by now, but it still keeps very slowly creeping up.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)
# 0% FAT FREE!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Unless it's on special offer, then the fat is free.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:34, archived)
# phwoor!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Tasty, tasty lard.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:41, archived)
# I see what you did there.
Though I think you should see a doctor if it's an accurate portrayal.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)
# It smells of KFC too
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Isn't that normal?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)
#
finger licking good? :-/
(Amigiac woo you say?, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:22, archived)
# That's...big
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:45, archived)
# O hai Sundae
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)
#
Doesn't loop very well, does it =(
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)
# When she blinks, reverse it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)
# This
I find it hilarious that Coca Cola, McDonalds and Cadbury's are all top sponsors for the Olympics and helping "[celebrate] the diversity and quality of Brtish food on offer".
1) The atheletes almost certainly avoid their sugary crap like the plague
2) Much of the produce is actually imported and not British
3) They're all USA companies!
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Ahahahaha

Disgusting fatbodies.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Hahaha
lovethisone:D
(herman:D, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# That horse isn't for racing, it's for eating!
it's for eating!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)
# This is an eating horse....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)
# pffft, leave 'im alone
he's just big boned
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)
# You're fat!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)