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# Hahaha
exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:31, archived)
# mofaha, I want some strawberry milk
but I'm too lazy to get up and go to the fridge

also, if I drink it I will have nightmares.

Can you get me some strawberry milk from the fridge.

So I can have nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:34, archived)
# disco my friend, I'm going to help out here.
Firstly, I'm going to DE-NIGHTMARE your strawberry milk!
Then I'm going to give you a VERY LONG STRAW so you don't have to move at all, regardless of where the strawberry milk is located!
Are you ready?
Yes! It's done! I've DE-NIGHTMARED your strawberry milk!
Here is your VERY LONG STRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:39, archived)
# ur so good wif my chirrens
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Oh yeah just one more thing
you may have to suck very hard on that straw due to some stubborn lumps of DE-NIGHTMARER in your strawberry milk.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)
# that's ok, I really suck, once I was in mcdonalds and battled so hard with a milkshake that the windows imploded
once people picked all the shards of glass that they were impaled with out of their leaking skin they saw the funny side.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Someone I know used to roll their recreational smokes up too tightly.
They became known as "headcavers".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:44, archived)
# ahh, neologisms
they sound dirty, but you don't have a wet patch afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:47, archived)
# oh man! it's just like being back in the boy scouts!
\o/

wait, I was never in the boy scouts.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)
# you were, you're just blocking the experiences
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:43, archived)
# no!! not the cupboard! NO!
Instead lock the bastards up in the oven!

hAHAHAHAH HAHAHA

oh yeah, that's why I got kicked out

stupid oven and it's mechanical safety features!

Christ, nobody has any fun.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:45, archived)