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# The poor chap, he'll be subjected to the same advert on repeat at least 13 times
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(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)
# It's certainly a tragic tale
If you're interested, which I suspect you're not, the man is impatient because the bottle of Diet Coke - purchased as part of a Boots "Meal Deal" - which he is clutching in a carrier bag along with a cheese and ham sandwich - is getting warm.
He now only has 15 minutes of his lunch hour left to send his package, return to the office and eat his lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:05, archived)
# it's a tragic tale of one man's ultimately doomed quest
yet his compulsion is that he must try, lest the gods become angered
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Indeed. It seems to the man that returning the slacks
has almost become sisyphean.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)
# does this scenario feature squirrels with tits at any point?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Don't be daft
of course it does
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)
# The person behind the Post Office
counter is, in fact, a squirrel with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)