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# What should I draw the'day?

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)
# A Japanese girl holding a Lump hammer walking into your bedroom ............
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)
# omg, his lumpy bits!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha
terrifying :O
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)
# This isn't going to involve a plank of wood between his ankles is it?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)
# only if your translation software fails
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Restrainga ordera!
RESTERAINING ORDERA!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# \o/
velly good
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
# An eye patch wearing kitten with a chainsaw leading an army of obedient rotweillers in revenge against evil space pig cyborgs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)
# A Babyfied Kratos with a lollypop !
(Wespel fried french., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)
# A man in a suit
waiting impatiently in a Post Office queue during his lunch hour.
He is posting a parcel containing some powder blue Marks & Spencer slacks that he wishes to return.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:49, archived)
# why doesn't he wait in line at marks and spencer
There is exposition missing from this scenario.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)
# He ordered his slacks online
as he doesn't live near an M&S store. Distressingly, said slacks were a little long, so he's returning them in the pre-paid return package.
However, the package is slightly too big for the post box, resulting in him having to queue at the Post Office counter.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
# The poor chap, he'll be subjected to the same advert on repeat at least 13 times
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(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)
# It's certainly a tragic tale
If you're interested, which I suspect you're not, the man is impatient because the bottle of Diet Coke - purchased as part of a Boots "Meal Deal" - which he is clutching in a carrier bag along with a cheese and ham sandwich - is getting warm.
He now only has 15 minutes of his lunch hour left to send his package, return to the office and eat his lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:05, archived)
# it's a tragic tale of one man's ultimately doomed quest
yet his compulsion is that he must try, lest the gods become angered
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Indeed. It seems to the man that returning the slacks
has almost become sisyphean.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)
# does this scenario feature squirrels with tits at any point?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Don't be daft
of course it does
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)
# The person behind the Post Office
counter is, in fact, a squirrel with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)
# sexy
roadkill
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)
# A vegetarian vampire sloth
sharing a tray of roast vegetables with Hannibal Lecter
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)
# does this picture have used wheelchairs and crutches in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)
# *checks*
...

...

...

yes
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)
# John Goodman living alone with nothing to eat, getting increasingly lonely and raping his furnature
And then wandering around with a kitchen knife threatening to murder his house and snort chinese five spices to tweak himself while he waits for the meals on wheels van to deliver a hamper of fried chicken that he then shoves in everyone's mail boxes out of pure malice.

Alternatively Skullgirl's Peacock playing bowling with pieces of Misfortunes limbs as bowling pins.

Or this www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kJLavwjY4xQ
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Karl Lagerfeld laughing at the obese
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
# what would a caricature of Karl look like
*FEARS*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:05, archived)
# A young (yet already funkalicious) Bootsy Collins is in his swimming trunks, precariously balanced on the high board.
It's his first time in the Grown Ups' Pool, but he feels safe because he still has his Crazy Crocodile armbands on, and his lucky face flannel clutched in one sweaty hand. Down below, Keith Chegwin watches from behind a potted fern, masturbating furiously.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Some scientifically correct schematics of my sex cock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Carl Sagan giving up atheism for Lent.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)
# sasquatch - with tits
abominable snowman - with tits
yeti - with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)
# i'm detecting a theme among your requests
/spidey_sense
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)
# big foot in a spiderman suit - with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)
# A mammoth with mammories, dressed as a stereotypical mammy, watching Mamma Mia.
She qualified to Master of Arts level at the University of Massachusetts, owns shares in Mastercard and runs a website-hosting service based in Morocco
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)
# tits with tits?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)
# I've been meaning to photoshop this, but I can't think of a way of making that SFW
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
# ah, just do it man
it's the way things must be
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)
# I never seem to get much further than googling for source images though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)
# well, that in itself can be enough entertainment
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)
# where's your sense of daring
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)
# PHOAR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)
# YES
needs moar stiff nips
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)
# how many
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
# a stiffniptillion
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)
# A ninja doing a backflip out of a lady's vagina, whilst he sprays an army of mummies with a flamethrower.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)
# You cunt
office rofflage
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
# If he doesn't draw this, fuck it, I will!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Oh FFS, not this again
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Again?
Aww man, it hasn't been done before, has it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Done to death
In fact there was an Image Challenge in 2004 based around this very subject matter
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)
# *bangs desk with fist* SHIT! Back to the drawing board...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Mole seargeant woman.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:54, archived)
# And you'll show us another picture of your hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)
# no, Moggy's cunt pict.
huh huh huh
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
# FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS AND ALL THAT'S HOLY
FUCK OFF BACK TO DEVIANTART
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Pict won't display on a lot of browsers, you're probably better off saving as jpeg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:15, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Oh god please no.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Terrible manners
She should at least wait until her 5000th post, or something
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Most of which being "Thanks! XD", I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)
# He don't accept
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Won't accept what, "Moggy's cunt pict."?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)
# XD
He don't accept my request
So I said "Moggy's cunt pict."
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)
# So if he DOES draw your request, you've messed that one up. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:03, archived)
# yeah.
He think to disgusting me.
So I think he can not accept my request.
:D hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Very Troll.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:41, archived)
# I thought you hated 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Perhaps accompanied by a sexually-aroused image of a child
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)
# David Bellamy
somehow unable to get his car in a low gear in order to pull out at a busy roundabout, with several irate drivers tooting behind.

with tits

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Draw Fuck Off
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)
# An octopus and a woman in a compromising position
possibly containing juices.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)
# That's so bindun
hermanstudios.com/dreambig2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Something with revenge.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8JOiJR58es
(rpx, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)