Lidl...
It will be that strange imported shortbread that is slightly soft and has a faint tang of rubber and regret.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:14,
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"A faint tang of rubber and regret"
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
That is going in a song lyric TODAY!!
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blyerkit e k trilby,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:17,
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"I like this!"
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:22,
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