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# I like the sound of a werearsehole.
They should make a film or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:39, archived)
# I hope they make one starring Michael J Fox, called "Teen Arse"
Then I could pack all my dvds with the same title into that box and store it next to my other dvds, rather in the shoebox where I keep my hand lotion.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:50, archived)
# I have a James Bond movie style rotating wall.
One side has all the classics, the other side has all the class tits.

Edit: I must find somewhere for my hand lotion and man tissues.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:56, archived)
# I keep my hand lotion inside a raw chicken
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Handy.
Is it in a container inside the raw chicken or is it loose so you can use the chicken as a masturbation device? *readys pen and notepad*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:08, archived)
# loose
it's all good if you keep it in the fridge for a few weeks
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Right then, I'm off to Tesco, then Boots.
Toodle pip.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:14, archived)
# They could use 'Shakin' All Over'
for the theme choon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:58, archived)