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# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:24, archived)
# is that someone that turns into an arsehole on a full moon?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Who needs a full moon?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:28, archived)
# a werearsehole presumably
otherwise it's just an arsehole, right?

you know there's a tile missing, right?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:33, archived)
# I like the sound of a werearsehole.
They should make a film or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:39, archived)
# I hope they make one starring Michael J Fox, called "Teen Arse"
Then I could pack all my dvds with the same title into that box and store it next to my other dvds, rather in the shoebox where I keep my hand lotion.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:50, archived)
# I have a James Bond movie style rotating wall.
One side has all the classics, the other side has all the class tits.

Edit: I must find somewhere for my hand lotion and man tissues.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:56, archived)
# I keep my hand lotion inside a raw chicken
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Handy.
Is it in a container inside the raw chicken or is it loose so you can use the chicken as a masturbation device? *readys pen and notepad*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:08, archived)
# loose
it's all good if you keep it in the fridge for a few weeks
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Right then, I'm off to Tesco, then Boots.
Toodle pip.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:14, archived)
# They could use 'Shakin' All Over'
for the theme choon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:58, archived)
# No, just an arse that turns very hairy at times
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:25, archived)
# eek sea spiders
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Surely if he only had three tiles left making it 'week' would leave more tiles in Brains set
giving him a higher deduction as he finished his tiles?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Ah but what he he had eaten some?
You see you have to think these things through.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Then he'd have to be wearing the tile eaten hat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:39, archived)
# oof!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Fist Pump....
Yessssssss!
(I helped save b3ta! blackhat was thrown from a fucking horse on, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 3:41, archived)
# Haha arf!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Haha I just remembered
that Derek & Clive thing about Jane Mansfield.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Boing!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)
# pfffft
compo it man!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# what are harlequins doing in the sea?
they am freshwater fishies
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)