Hello, this is the War Council. Please listen carefully as our menu options have recently changed. (Utter bullshit. So why does every fucking phone menu say this? The answer is, to make all callers feel like lowly serfs.)
Push 1 if you would like to see the human race get along and be all happy, like bees.
Push 2 if you would like to drop a Morrisey on Tokyo.
Push 3 if you like cats.
PS- I'm now going to race outside and run down my driveway. True fact. Weeee.
(Push 1 if you would like to see the human race get along and be all happy, like bees.
Push 2 if you would like to drop a Morrisey on Tokyo.
Push 3 if you like cats.
PS- I'm now going to race outside and run down my driveway. True fact. Weeee.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:50,
archived)
Yay!Free cats with every Morrisey. Offer expires in 1 minute.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 6 Mar 2012, 22:06,
archived)