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# I have to say this.
I can't stop farting.

It's like a barnyard in here, the windows open, good job I don't smoke I'd explode drenching the room in juicy discomeat fragments.

Also, I just had breakfast.

This will lead to further farting.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 10:07, archived)
# O_o
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 10:10, archived)
# ^__^ . o O ( squuuuuuueeeeeeefffhhfhfbfbtbtbtbtbtbt )
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 10:42, archived)
# I find that since I started eating healthy
breakfasts rather than Coco Rocks, I fart far more.

Perhaps Coco Rocks should market themselves on their ability to prevent anal gas leakage.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 10:11, archived)
# yes, better food results in more substantial trumpeting
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 10:42, archived)
# all of my co-workers are fart monsters.
our shop is very small. when i come back near the end of the day, it always smells like a shitwagon in there :X
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 10:16, archived)
# don't bang any metal objects against eachother!
:D
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 10:44, archived)