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# HERE IS THE MAN, for children aged 3 and up.
Here is the man. Say hello to the man.
The man is laying on the bed.
The man is next to the cat.
The man wants to insert his penis into the cat.

Can you spot what is wrong with these sentences?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Is it that it's a cat not a penguin?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:07, archived)
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Edit edit: The Stuj is next to the penguin :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:09, archived)
# :D O<
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:18, archived)
# IT'S A PENGUIN DRIMBLE!
IT'S CLEARLY A PENGUIN. ANYONE CAN SEE IT'S A PENGUIN.
It's plainly NOT a duck. Why would I want to have sex with a duck? Do you think I'm some sort of SICKO?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:57, archived)
# oh I thought it was a robot
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:14, archived)
# She's a squirrel!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Yes.
#2 should read:
The man is lying on the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:15, archived)
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Surely:
The man is telling lies on the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:32, archived)